Board General.old [context]
Sender Void
Date Mon Mar 20 18:50:50 2017
To all
Subject For those of you with low-T
You try to figure out what An Enormous Erection is. You say 'The armor is nonmetal translucent.' You say 'It weighs 10 pounds, and its level of power is 100.' You say 'It's translucent, allowing tattoos to shine through (200% bonus).' You say 'It can be worn on the waist.' You say 'It provides an armor class of 33.' You say 'Affects vitality by 18.' You say 'Affects moves by 160.'